Hoo boy. I actually did this thing. First one I've EVER completed. I'm not happy with it, really, but I'm not re-doing it.
Basics
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
101 Questions: Aziel
1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?
Aziel van Derrin. No. If you try to give me a nickname, you will be stabbed. (Not by me, of course.)
2. How old are you? When is your birthday?
2. How old are you? When is your birthday?
I am 17 years old. I was born on the 20th of August.
3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?
3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?
I was born in Bellmoor, capitol of Danata. Where else would I live? Patriotic? What exactly does it mean to be “patriotic”?
4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
You mean, you haven’t heard of me? Well, since I’m feeling… merciful today, I’ll tell you. My father is none other than King Nier van Derrin. My mother is his sixth “wife”, Maia. My father, of course, rules the country of Danata, while my mother really serves no purpose than to entertain him and bear children. My father is the greatest man alive. He is powerful and commanding. He crushes all who dare to oppose him. My mother? I don’t really know her.
5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
I have many siblings. 40 siblings, to be exact, although most are my father’s children by his other “wives”. The oldest of us all is my half-brother Ueno, and the youngest is my half-sister, Nenia. Ueno is a lot like my father, but Nenia is really just a baby, with no personality to speak of.
6. What is your occupation?
6. What is your occupation?
Occupation? You really think someone like me has to work? Psh.
7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh?
7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh?
I don’t know. I’m about the size as Nata, my sister.
8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?
I have blonde hair, a rarity in Danata. I have purplish-blue eyes.
9. What is your race?
9. What is your race?
I am human. If I weren’t, I would be a slave. Do I look like a slave to you? Do I?
10. To which social class do you belong?
10. To which social class do you belong?
Upper class. We are royalty, after all.
11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others?
Of course I’m attractive. If I weren’t, I would be dead.
12. What is your style of dress?
I dress as any self-respecting prince does.
12. What is your style of dress?
I dress as any self-respecting prince does.
13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features?
Why would I mar my body in such a way?
14. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
No.
15. Are you right- or left-handed?
15. Are you right- or left-handed?
I am right-handed, as we all are.
16. What does your voice sound like?
16. What does your voice sound like?
What does the best sound in the world sound like?
17. What kind of vocabulary do you use?
17. What kind of vocabulary do you use?
Have you not been able to tell so far?
18. List three quirks or other defining characteristics.
18. List three quirks or other defining characteristics.
Quirks? Isn’t that another way of saying “imperfections”? I have none. I am perfect.
19. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes?
19. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes?
Twice a day, at the least. Of course I do, who wants to smell?
20. What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)?
20. What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)?
Nata says that I always look bored. (Nata: And I mean always.)
21. Do you use body language? How?
21. Do you use body language? How?
Doesn’t everyone use at least some body language? I fling my arms around when I speak.
22. Do you have a commonly used saying?
22. Do you have a commonly used saying?
No. I never say the same thing. (Nata: You always say you’re perfect.) Well, that’s only because I am.
Childhood
Childhood
23. What is your earliest memory?
My earliest memory… I suppose it would be when I was three and one of my brothers hit me. I cried and was confined to my room for a month.
My earliest memory… I suppose it would be when I was three and one of my brothers hit me. I cried and was confined to my room for a month.
24. How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it?
As much as I ever will need. Who actually enjoys that? There are so many more pleasurable things out there.
25. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill?
Here in the Palace, I believe.
25. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill?
Here in the Palace, I believe.
26. How would you describe your childhood in general?
It was a very… eventful time. I don’t think I would ever want to repeat it.
27. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
27. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I wanted to be my older brothers.
28. When and with whom was your first kiss?
28. When and with whom was your first kiss?
Now that is a good question. I don’t remember for sure, it was so long ago.
29. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
Psssssh.
29. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
Psssssh.
30. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you?
All my ancestors are celebrated. I come from a long line.
Influences
Influences
31. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
I suppose it would be when my father actually recognized me as his son, and not just another child.
32. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
32. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
The same.
33. What is your greatest regret?
I have no regrets. I have done everything I have ever wanted to.
33. What is your greatest regret?
I have no regrets. I have done everything I have ever wanted to.
34. What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you?
I am not allowed to be shamed. It would mean my exile.
35. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?
I have a great many secrets. If I told you them, however, I would have to have someone kill you before you could tell any others.
35. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?
I have a great many secrets. If I told you them, however, I would have to have someone kill you before you could tell any others.
36. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
Oh, I’ve done a lot of evil things. I’ve raped, I’ve commanded my servants to kill people, I’ve engaged in slavery, I’ve lied, gambled, and cheated.
37. When was the time you were the most frightened?
37. When was the time you were the most frightened?
I’m never frightened. There is nothing to fear but the end.
38. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where?
38. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where?
No. I’ve never been outside of Danata. In fact, I haven’t been far outside Bellmoor.
Beliefs
Beliefs
39. What is your alignment?
It all depends on how you look at things. I am one of the most lawful of my siblings, but a terror to other countries.
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
I would say that I am optimistic. Everything good always happens to me, because I am deserving.
41. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why?
41. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why?
The only god is my father, and my brother will be god after he has passed on.
42. Do you believe in an afterlife?
42. Do you believe in an afterlife?
No. Once you have died, that is it.
43. What is your greatest fear?
43. What is your greatest fear?
To die. To grow old. To be exiled.
44. What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why?
Stupid people, ignorant people, people who don’t believe in my perfection. All of those make me angry because of what they are. I have never been sad. Sadness is weakness. Purchasing a new slave makes me happy, as well as breaking them. Why does it make me happy? I suppose that’s just how I am.
45. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil?
45. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil?
People cannot be grouped into good or evil. People change like the weather.
46. What are your views on politics? Religion? Sex?
46. What are your views on politics? Religion? Sex?
Politics? What is “politics”? Religion is useless, except as a tool to aid in the expansion of my father’s empire. Sex is enjoyable. My favorite activity, by far.
47. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing?
47. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing?
I’ve done all of them, and they are more or less enjoyable.
48. How far will you go to defend your beliefs?
48. How far will you go to defend your beliefs?
I don’t believe in anything, except my father’s empire. I would not die for it, if I were called to.
49. How much do you value money?
49. How much do you value money?
Money. Money is the second best thing in the world, because it can purchase the best thing in the world, and enabled me to live in comfort.
50. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
50. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Kill someone like me. That would be a crime against humanity.
51. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good?
51. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good?
No. I would never sacrifice myself, no matter what others might gain from it.
52. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
52. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
No. Love does not exist. Lust is the closest thing to the concept of “love”.
53. Are you superstitious?
53. Are you superstitious?
No. Why should I waste my time on such trivial affairs? They are just stories for the common folk.
54. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others?
54. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others?
Other people are not allowed to have an opinion. They must all follow my father’s wishes.
55. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings?
55. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings?
Honesty is not my strong point.
56. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
56. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
Doesn’t everyone?
Dealing With Others
Dealing With Others
57. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
Me. I am the only person who really matters.
Me. I am the only person who really matters.
58. Who is the person you respect the most? Despise the most? Why?
I respect my father above all. Who do I despise? Ignorant, stupid people. And my mother. She is weak.
59. Do you have a significant other? Who?
59. Do you have a significant other? Who?
No. Nor do I want one.
60. Do you have a lot of friends? Who is your best friend?
60. Do you have a lot of friends? Who is your best friend?
I don’t have time for friends, but I suppose the closest person I have to a friend is Nata.
61. How do you relate to members of the same race? Class? Sex?
61. How do you relate to members of the same race? Class? Sex?
How I relate to people is dependant upon their class. Of course, I don’t treat them as well as I treat myself, per se.
62. How do you relate to members of a different race? Class? Sex?
The only other race I know of is Elves. They are slaves, any nothing more. They are used for sexual means, and they are not good for anything else. I hate them all.
63. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
Love does not exist. Haven’t I already said that?
64. What do you look for in a potential lover?
64. What do you look for in a potential lover?
In a lover, I look for beauty. That is all. As long as they are beautiful, they make a good lover.
65. How close are you to your family?
65. How close are you to your family?
It depends on which family member.
66. Do you want a marriage, family, and/or children?
66. Do you want a marriage, family, and/or children?
No. I do not need any of that. The only person needed to carry on the line is Ueno, my eldest brother.
67. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
67. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
I argue with people, and they let me have my way.
68. Are you a listener or a talker?
68. Are you a listener or a talker?
I talk when I will, and I listen when I must.
69. How long does it usually take for you to trust others?
69. How long does it usually take for you to trust others?
I have never trusted anyone for as long as I’ve lived.
70. Do you hold grudges?
70. Do you hold grudges?
Yes, definitely.
71. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
71. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
I don’t attend many social gatherings, so I really wouldn’t know.
72. Do you like interacting with large groups of people?
It depends on who said people are.
73. How well do you express yourself?
I believe I express myself quite well, thank you very much.
74. How quickly do you judge others?
74. How quickly do you judge others?
If they do not impress me from the first moment, they are not worthy of being in my sight.
75. Do you care what others think of you?
75. Do you care what others think of you?
They can all think what they will, but they must treat me with the respect that someone of my standing deserves.
76. Do you have any enemies? How or why are they your enemy?
76. Do you have any enemies? How or why are they your enemy?
The enemies of my father are my enemies. I must confess, my brothers are also my enemies.
Personal Taste and Opinions
Personal Taste and Opinions
77. What is your favorite pastime? Color? Food? Possession?
I enjoy having sex, and watching magic shows. I like Red, orange and yellow, and anything sweet. *whispers* Don’t tell Ueno this, but it’s the bear’s tooth that he gave me when he convinced our father to bring me along hunting when I was little.
78. What are your preferences in arts and/or entertainment?
78. What are your preferences in arts and/or entertainment?
I like magic and music. Plays are okay too, but only as long as they’re happy. I don’t like tragedies.
79. Do you smoke, drink, go whoring, or use drugs? Why or why not?
79. Do you smoke, drink, go whoring, or use drugs? Why or why not?
I don’t smoke or use drugs. Why would I ruin my body like that? Everyone drinks in the Palace. It’s considered impolite not to do so. Sometimes, when my brothers and I have tired of our slaves, we leave to Palace and go into Bellmoor to hire a whore. After all, that’s what they’re there for.
80. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
80. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
How I spend every night.
81. What is your most cherished fantasy?
81. What is your most cherished fantasy?
I don’t have any fantasies that haven’t already been realized.
82. How long is your attention span?
82. How long is your attention span?
Extremely long, just like *Nata claps her hand over Aziel’s mouth* (Nata: Watch what you say! ///)
83. Do you laugh a lot? What do you find funny?
83. Do you laugh a lot? What do you find funny?
I do laugh, to be polite. I don’t find many things that funny.
84. Is there anything that shocks or offends you? If so, what?
People’s sheer stupidity offends me. Other than that, nothing really.
84. Is there anything that shocks or offends you? If so, what?
People’s sheer stupidity offends me. Other than that, nothing really.
85. How do you deal with stress?
Stress? I’ve never been stressed.
86. How much athletic ability do you have? Artistic?
I’m a lover, not a fighter, or artist. I leave those particular duties up to other people whose status is more… suited to positions such as that.
86. How much athletic ability do you have? Artistic?
I’m a lover, not a fighter, or artist. I leave those particular duties up to other people whose status is more… suited to positions such as that.
87. Do you like animals? Do you like children?
It depends on what animal. I like cats and dogs. I don’t like most wild animals. I hate children, and I hope never to have one myself (Nata: With your insatiable appetite, it’s inevitable) And how the hell would you know that?
88. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
88. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
I don’t really act. If I had to choose, I would say I’m more spontaneous, but like I said…
89. What are your pet peeves?.
Stupid people. Whiny people. People who think I’m a horrible person. Nata.
Self-Image
90. What is your greatest strength as a person? Weakness?
My charm, my intellect, my beauty… I could go on forever. My weaknesses? Well, I suppose my great beauty could be considered a weakness. It might tempt the wrong people. (Nata: *cough*Ueno*cough*) What was that? (Nata: Oh, nothing.)
My charm, my intellect, my beauty… I could go on forever. My weaknesses? Well, I suppose my great beauty could be considered a weakness. It might tempt the wrong people. (Nata: *cough*Ueno*cough*) What was that? (Nata: Oh, nothing.)
91. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I don’t need to change anything about myself. I’m perfect.
92. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
92. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
I don’t know. Extroverted, I suppose, if I really had to choose one word to define my entire being.
93. Do you like yourself?
93. Do you like yourself?
Psh. Of course I like myself. I love myself. After all, who wouldn’t?
94. Do you have a daily routine? How do you feel if your day is interrupted?
94. Do you have a daily routine? How do you feel if your day is interrupted?
I don’t have a routine. I do whatever I want when I want and where I want.
95. What goal do you most want to accomplish in the next six months? Your lifetime?
95. What goal do you most want to accomplish in the next six months? Your lifetime?
In the next six months, I want to purchase an exotic slave that is not an elf or a human. In my lifetime? I want to have as much fun as possible with the fewest consequences possible.
96. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years?
96. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years?
In 5 years, I see myself living in the Palace with many slaves. In 10 years, I see myself living in the Palace with more slaves. In 20 years? Well, I see myself living in the Palace with even more slaves, and maybe *cringe* a child or two. (Nata: Or ten, or twenty)
97. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
97. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
Die?!? Why are you asking me this question? Are you sick, or something? Die… As if.
98. What is the one thing you would like to be remembered for after your death?
98. What is the one thing you would like to be remembered for after your death?
I’m not going to die.
99. What three words would you use to best describe your personality?
99. What three words would you use to best describe your personality?
You want me to define my stunning personality in a mere three words? (Nata: Cocky, arrogant, jerk.) I resent that. I would say… Perfect, perfect and perfect.
100. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
100. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
Nata says cocky, arrogant and jerk.
101. Why are you risking your life to adventure?
Adventure? Why would I adventure? I’ll leave that to the common folk, thank you.
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